Theo James bares ass is Sanditon

His ass is hotter than I expected. Wow. Very hot. He's so lovely. Mr Pamuk! Watched the first three episodes and I like it so far. Anne Reid plays such a great old racist cunt you just love to hate. I am impressed by Kris Marshall's ass which he shows in the first episode strutting

His ass is hotter than I expected. Wow. Very hot.

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by Anonymousreply 74March 7, 2020 4:11 PM

He's so lovely. Mr Pamuk!

by Anonymousreply 2September 5, 2019 7:25 PM

Watched the first three episodes and I like it so far. Anne Reid plays such a great old racist cunt you just love to hate. I am impressed by Kris Marshall's ass which he shows in the first episode strutting towards the water.

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by Anonymousreply 3September 12, 2019 5:42 PM

Sanditon starts tonight on Masterpiece.

I'm looking forward to seeing where they went with it since Austen didn't complete too much of the novel.

by Anonymousreply 4January 12, 2020 6:03 PM

Meh, his ass is just okay to me. He is really handsome, though

by Anonymousreply 5January 12, 2020 6:04 PM

He's beefed up a bit since Lady Mary's death vagina. Looks good.

by Anonymousreply 6January 12, 2020 6:06 PM

Is anyone here going to watch this?

by Anonymousreply 7January 12, 2020 9:30 PM

I am definitely going to Tivo it and watch it later. I tend to like to binge stuff like this.

It seems to have gotten decent reviews, but also some brutal ones. RT is running at 65% fresh from 20 critics.

by Anonymousreply 8January 12, 2020 11:46 PM

It's a decent ass--not amazing. I'd still spank it though.

by Anonymousreply 9January 12, 2020 11:53 PM

I watched it already and it was okay - entertaining enough, but no rave reviews here.

by Anonymousreply 10January 13, 2020 12:57 AM

I'm a little disappointed by his ass but I would fuck him missionary so I could look at his handsome face so it doesn't matter that much.

by Anonymousreply 11January 13, 2020 1:31 AM

He's Greek so that ass is well used and well waxed.

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by Anonymousreply 12January 13, 2020 2:41 AM

Nice Greek boy...Theodore Peter James Kinnaird Taptiklis

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by Anonymousreply 15January 13, 2020 3:57 AM

He's got a handsome face but a flat ass.

by Anonymousreply 17January 13, 2020 4:57 AM

The version I saw on PBS did not show his ass like that.

by Anonymousreply 18January 14, 2020 4:53 AM

nothing a dedication to squats, deadlifts and lunges couldn't improve

by Anonymousreply 19January 14, 2020 5:02 AM

MOTHER OF GOD!!! JESUS, MARY, AND JOSEPH!!! I COULD BURY MY FACE IN BETWEEN THOSE CHEEKS FOR DAYS!!!

by Anonymousreply 20January 14, 2020 5:03 AM

OP, where did you get that scene? it was not in the broadcast we saw last night on pbs, nor in the current online version,

we only saw waist up, and it cuts before he emerges from the water

by Anonymousreply 21January 14, 2020 5:11 AM

Actually, he might be just the right one to play George Michael in the biopic one day. Does anyone know if he can sing?

by Anonymousreply 22January 14, 2020 5:12 AM

makes me curious if they also cut/censored anything from the hand job scene

by Anonymousreply 24January 14, 2020 5:13 AM

Gorgeous man. Ass is saggy though. It was probably more of a bubble when he was younger.

by Anonymousreply 26January 14, 2020 5:15 AM

must be from the version shown in the uk, unless certain usa stations are censoring

kinda defeats the director's intent of saucing up the austen if they then cut out the sauce

by Anonymousreply 27January 14, 2020 5:17 AM

He's handsome, has a nice body and a perfectly fine ass. Jeez. Sometimes you guys are too selective.

by Anonymousreply 28January 14, 2020 5:21 AM

tis our nature to seek perfection, we just imagine how much finer it would be all tight and muscular, squeezing on our faces

by Anonymousreply 29January 14, 2020 5:23 AM

The bitches who consider his ass 'flat' or 'saggy' (and there's no evidence that it is EITHER of those) would probably, if asked, also find some imaginary fault with his arms or legs. Everybody can't be pleased all the time, so get real.

by Anonymousreply 31January 14, 2020 12:38 PM

Now that's a rump roast I would be proud to serve on my dinner table. Succulent!

by Anonymousreply 33January 14, 2020 1:05 PM

He is beautiful but I have seen better asses...not bad tho

by Anonymousreply 34January 14, 2020 1:11 PM

We saw his ass in Sanditon in the Australian broadcast.

by Anonymousreply 35January 14, 2020 1:15 PM

Looks just like most asses, which is why I'm not an ass man Everyone's got one. One thing that women do NOT have, however, is a nice juicy dick to suck.

by Anonymousreply 36January 14, 2020 1:24 PM

R36 for Secretary of Gay Logic.

by Anonymousreply 38January 14, 2020 1:44 PM

It is most vexing that young Theo has not also displayed his little bit (two inches wide) of ivory.

by Anonymousreply 39January 14, 2020 2:18 PM

Richard Gere is so lucky.

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by Anonymousreply 40January 14, 2020 2:21 PM

I'd sell a kidney for my ass to be saggy like that. Christ on a cracker.

by Anonymousreply 41January 14, 2020 2:39 PM

I find him very sexy and charismatic in interviews but, for whatever reason, that charisma doesn't seem to transfer to his TV and movie roles.

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by Anonymousreply 42January 14, 2020 2:59 PM

Starting from when a respectable family sends their naive teenaged daughter off to stay with a traveling couple they've just met to the concept of a sassy young Black woman having 100,000 pounds to throw around, the concept is entirely ridiculous from an Austenian sensibility. And sadly, not much better from a more modern point of view. My favorite part was actually the set decoration. The black dining room in which the luncheon was served was gorgeous.

by Anonymousreply 43January 14, 2020 3:47 PM

I watched that stupid Divergent series because of him, and then some horrific Underworld movie. All for Mr. Pamuk. He needs a better manager. He's not a bad actor. He is decent and pretty and ought to be much further along. Maybe he is difficult. You know how those Greeks can be. Very ego driven. Machismo. Etc.

by Anonymousreply 44January 14, 2020 4:39 PM

R42 I feel opposite. I think he's charismatic in his roles, but not in real life interviews. He's boring. But then, Kit Harington and Nicolaj Coster Waldau were boring and awkward in the early days, and now seem relaxed and fun.

by Anonymousreply 45January 14, 2020 4:40 PM

[quote]Richard Gere is so lucky.

He showed admirable restraint in not pulling down those boxers!

by Anonymousreply 46January 14, 2020 5:17 PM

Especially with that compelling furry happy trail staring him in the face.

by Anonymousreply 47January 14, 2020 6:31 PM

I FUCKING LOVE IT!!! HE CAN SIT ON MY FACE 24/7!!!

by Anonymousreply 48January 15, 2020 8:05 AM

I guess it’s better than Timothee “I have no ass” Chalamet.

by Anonymousreply 49January 15, 2020 8:49 AM

The Real Kardashian Housewives of Jane Austen’s Sanditon

It’s the worst.

A 21st century reality show disguised in clothing that very slightly resembles the early 18th century.

by Anonymousreply 50January 16, 2020 5:06 AM

r50 obviously didn't watch it

by Anonymousreply 51January 16, 2020 5:14 AM

He looked pretty hot in the insurgent films

by Anonymousreply 52January 16, 2020 5:26 AM

[quote] [R50] obviously didn't watch it

R50 watched it. It was retarded. Cartoon characters. Villains & villainesses practically twirling imaginary mustaches.

“I’m a calculated sexy villainess who’s going to cause endless trouble. Here, let me gossip about everyone in the village to you, so you know how evil I am.”

“I’m the gluttonous fat guy we make fun of. I must eat everything in sight because I’m fat. I’m lazy & foolish because I’m the fat, lazy, gluttonous guy. Did you get that?”

“I’m the over the top nasty old rich woman who pits her poor relatives against each other, hahaha! Guess what I’m going to do? Constantly insult, demean & ridicule my poor relatives and make them grovel in front if everyone *all the time* because that’s what I do. Oh, and I’m a vocal racist who throws a luncheon for a black woman because she’s rich, then I insult, demean & ridicule her in front of all the guests for being black and rich. That’s what I do! Oh, did you see the fat lazy guy who can’t keep his hands off the food?”

“I’m the handsome douche bag. Im attracted to a woman, so I’m going to insult, demean & ridicule her. Don’t worry...in the final episode I’ll declare my love for her and turn out to be a great guy. But until then, it’s insult, ridicule & demean.”

Subtlety? No. Inference? No. We characters are just bashing you over the head with a sledgehammer of manufactured conflict

And in the end everything will turn out fine.

by Anonymousreply 53January 16, 2020 6:24 AM

If Jane Austen is about [italic]anything,[/italic] she's about sexy men baring their asses!

by Anonymousreply 54January 16, 2020 6:25 AM

Sanditon is the greatest load of bollix ever written. The genius of Austen was to portray intense feelings through polite conversation not through blatant nudity, crass language and titillation.

by Anonymousreply 55January 16, 2020 7:03 AM

"Retarded" was the best insult you could think of? Are you in 8th grade?

by Anonymousreply 56January 16, 2020 5:09 PM

So that means no cock R55?

by Anonymousreply 57January 16, 2020 5:12 PM

There seems to be an amazing shortage of suitable bonnets for daywear.

by Anonymousreply 58January 16, 2020 5:20 PM

Did they pick a lead that looks like markle on purpose?

by Anonymousreply 59January 16, 2020 5:31 PM

goddammit, can't we have any threads that doesn't get infected by the racist cockroaches/meghan loons?

by Anonymousreply 60January 16, 2020 8:30 PM

Does anyone understand the ending? I mean talk about loose ends. The architect was hotter than Theo James;s character

by Anonymousreply 61March 4, 2020 11:53 PM

I watched each episode and regret the decision. I kept hoping it would improve, it IS based on Jane Austin after all. But the show just laid there. Even Anne Reid's character just seemed to be reprising Lady Catherine de Bourgh.

The guy you are swooning over was part of of the problem. Twenty first century casting for millennials rather than era appropriate. Just as in the new Poldark with Ross Poldark's gym rat abs he didn't fit the part.

by Anonymousreply 62March 5, 2020 1:17 AM

R61, At the end, Sydney is marrying his old girlfriend for her money (reminiscent of the old lady talking about the guy who left her dangling and married somebody else for money.) It's not made clear, but Sydney will control his fiancée's fortune once they are married, so he may have borrowed funds in anticipation of the happy event (reminiscent of Otis borrowing from the loan shark, after he bragged that he was going to marry an heiress.) Poor Charlotte is kind of like Elinor (?) in Sense and Sensibility after she finds out the guy she likes is secretly engaged, except that Elinor didn't have the luxury of tears.

by Anonymousreply 63March 5, 2020 2:55 AM

He has a very lovely face.

by Anonymousreply 64March 5, 2020 5:28 AM

Nice. Like R9 would also like to spank. R28 is right, y'all are too selective.

by Anonymousreply 65March 5, 2020 7:56 AM

[quote] And in the end everything will turn out fine.

Obviously didn’t watch. No happy ending for our heroine this time.

by Anonymousreply 66March 5, 2020 9:30 AM

Some time ago Popbitch mentioned that the sets for the show were taken down, meaning that there will be no second season which might have given the story a happy ending.

by Anonymousreply 67March 5, 2020 9:42 AM

It's a perfectly lovely compact little rump roast. My favorite kind.

by Anonymousreply 68March 5, 2020 10:20 AM

It was a terrible show. Andrew Davis should be banned from literary adaptations.

His War And Peace was an atrocity. He has no clue about Russia and it shows.

by Anonymousreply 69March 7, 2020 11:02 AM

But his adaptation of Pride and Prejudice was so good.

by Anonymousreply 70March 7, 2020 2:07 PM

shapely with those great creases under each cheek... now he just has to add more meat and bubble butt size to it and a tan and it would be PURR-FECT...

by Anonymousreply 71March 7, 2020 2:17 PM

I didn't see his adaptation of Pride & Prejudice, but I disagree with R69 re his being banned from doing literary adaptations since I liked his adaptation of Northanger Abbey, Les Miserables, Little Dorrit and Middlemarch.

For me Sandition starts out OK, but after about the 3rd episode it seemed to lose its way.

The main reason I stayed with it for an episode or two longer was due to the fact that Theo James is really pretty to look at.

Unfortunately, I just had to give up on the series.

But I'm still smitten with the guy.

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by Anonymousreply 72March 7, 2020 2:19 PM

R72 in that photo he looks a bit like a young george michael to me?..

by Anonymousreply 73March 7, 2020 2:24 PM

He didn't look so good in a top hat...his eyes are too close together. But he is still quite the dish.

by Anonymousreply 74March 7, 2020 4:11 PM

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